How the devil can we help you?

So this is the deal… Arse Antiques is a small but steadily developing business. It’s only AR Amy (Rose) and SE Suzie (Elizabeth) at the moment which means it’ll be only us that you will be dealing with. If you send us an email, you’ll get a friendly one back from one of us. Give us as much info as you can about what you are looking for so that the search can begin. Alternatively, any questions you may have may be answered in our FAQs below.

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    Online Shop

    We’re growing! Come and visit our online shop.

    We are an online shop and have just opened a new showroom in Chobham, Surrey.

    However it is APPOINTMENT ONLY, please email us to arrange.

    For any enquirers please drop us an email on

    PS. remember to keep your eyes peeled for our Special Events over on Instagram.


    Chobham, Surrey


    For the stuff that falls between the cracks

    How do I pay for my items?

    We either accept PayPal or bank transfers.

    How much does it cost to post?

    Small Package ~ £10.95
    Large Package ~ £15.95

    Royal Mail:
    1st Class ~ Small Package ~ £5.00

    Do you have a showroom?

    We do have a showroom in Chobham, Surrey – which you can visit by appointment only.

    Please contact us to arrange ~

    How can I contact the Arse Antique girls?

    It is best to contact us via email:

    We are often out and about so email is definitely the quicker way to get hold of us.

    Where can I see the Arse Antique stock?

    A selection of our favorite items can be found on our website under ‘items for sale’ and we update our instagram feed regularly.

    We do have a showroom which you can visit by appointment only.

    If something you are after has gone, we will get our arses into gear to find another for you, please just ask.

    How do I find out where and when your next pop up is?

    We currently put this information on Instagram.

    Alternatively send us your e-mail and we will happily drop you a line with details of our next pop up.

    Where do you ship stock to?

    We will send your goodies anywhere but unfortunately do not have an Arse man with a van, so any courier or shipment costs will be have to be paid for by you.

    Where do my personal details go?

    When you contact Arse Antiques your personal details are delivered securely to us via e-mail. We may use this information to send you newsletters and updates but it will not be shared with third parties.

    What is our Returns Policy?

    We are confident that you are going to be happy with your purchase, but if this is not the case for some reason, please feel free to contact us within 14 days of purchase so that we can resolve the problem.

    We want happy Arses!